Take the Quiz: Which Shape Are You?

Might you be a glorious blorp, or a monstrous scutoid? There’s only one way to be sure!

There are too many useless quizzes on the World Wide Web that purport to reveal truths about your innermost nature, yet deliver only stale fortune cookieisms (while stealing your personal information in the process). To hell with such quizzes! At Current Affairs, you have our solemn word that our quizzes are not only 100 percent free of data harvesting nonsense, but also full of trenchant insights into your soul. 

This quiz—or, as we like to call it, illustrated journey of self-discovery—originally appeared in Issue 29 of our spectacular print magazine. Should you wish to see what other delights lie beneath its cover, there’s never been a better time to subscribe!

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on-the-ground-reporting from an aid mission to blockaded Cuba, and interviews from the depths of the Louisiana bayou, where a folk artist’s disappearance leaves lasting questions. Learn about the arsonist eco-radicals who ignited the Green Scare, and the Communist-run town in Spain whose mayor has placed a bounty for Donald Trump's arrest. Dive into Denmark’s Dogme 95 film movement, before asking: Why does astrology persist? Expect to hear from a former-cop-turned-pacifist about the Bruce Springsteen concert that changed his life, before sitting down with Judith Butler to examine the "imaginary enemy" of gender ideology. It’s a jam-packed issue, filled with deep-dives and delights, and we can’t wait for you to read it.

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