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Proposed Alternatives to Gender Reveals

A few exciting and much-safer nonbinary celebrations to take the place of the disaster that is the gender reveal party.

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Everyone loves a party or an explosion. But gender reveals have their problems. For one thing, it’s impossible to know what an unborn child’s gender is. Also, some gender reveals cause catastrophic wildfires. Allow Current Affairs to propose some far more reasonable but equally fun alternatives!

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