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Announcement: We Are Resuming Publication
A note to our readers after a 1-month hiatus on what readers can expect from us going forward.
Arms Industry Tycoon
Fulfill your most secret inner fantasies in the hot new game! Design your superweapon. Destabilize regions. Protect America.
The Rich Hippie’s Guide to Happiness
Life isn’t all diamond-infused cocktails and teleporting to private islands, even for the rich and famous!
The Secret Life of Jeffrey Bezos
The divorced chief executive of a shipping company fantasizes about being a spacefaring superhero.
Other Billionaire Adventure Destinations
Where the 0.001% should go: an illustrated listicle.
Quiz: Are You Being Nice Enough About the Climate Apocalypse?
The world is on fire! But let’s talk about your tone, okay?
The Chart of Charts
Ever wonder what’s what? Now you know.
More Bloody Tales of Justice
Ghost stories of retribution. Warning: not for the faint of heart or Border Patrol agents.
How Your Brain Works
DOCTORS DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW (about the hamsters)
Proposed Alternatives to Gender Reveals
A few exciting and much-safer nonbinary celebrations to take the place of the disaster that is the gender reveal party.
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