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Proposed Alternatives to Gender Reveals

A few exciting and much-safer nonbinary celebrations to take the place of the disaster that is the gender reveal party.


Choose Your Own Nightmare

Waking life is awful enough, but should you wish to escape into something worse, Current Affairs has just the solution.


The World’s Most Honest Crossword Puzzle

It’s depressing for the whole family!



Democrats’ Revised Talking Points for the Biden Era

“Remember that stuff we said a couple months ago? Please don’t.”


Barack Obama: International Problem Solver

There’s only one ex-president with the courage, hope, and vision to raise awareness about the issues!


Take the Quiz: Which Shape Are You?

Might you be a glorious blorp, or a monstrous scutoid? There’s only one way to be sure!


Valentines to Melt Your ICE-y Heart

Happy Valentine’s Day! ICE still exists.


Five Ways I Use My Jewish Space Laser

In a leaked Facebook post, Rep. Majorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) claimed that the 2018 California Camp Fire was caused by a “laser beam or light beam” fired by “Rothschild Inc.” This is pure anti-Semitism; obviously, Jews have better uses for their space lasers, as Jason Adam Katzenstein demonstrates.


The Nest Wing by Aaron Squawkin

It’s time to flock together—for freedom.


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