Articles in Frivolity & Amusement

The Five Hottest Guillotines of 2020, Ranked

Do you have revolutionary fever, or revolutionary FOMO? Order one of these top five guillotines now and be totally prepped for certain upcoming events we have been legally instructed not to reference directly.


The Grand Boomer Bargain

An open letter to the boomer in your life…


Texts From Elon Musk to His Engineering Team

Actual texts between the Tesla chief and his team of designers.


Unbearable Lightness: A Tech CEO’s Diary

A diary of Personal Growth, Mindful Self-Humbling, and Blameless Eating.


WHEN I SAID “NEVER TRUMP” I WASN’T THINKING ABOUT HOW SOMETIMES A LITTLE TRUMP IS OKAY OR EVEN GOOD, ACTUALLY

Milton Wallace—esteemed New York Times op-ed columnist and dinner party guest extraordinaire—returns to the pages of Current Affairs with a dire warning for Democrats.


BREAKING: Current Affairs Reveals its 2020 Endorsement

The Current Affairs endorsement process is a lengthy, harrowing ordeal. We now present to you the results of 23 minutes of staggering effort.


This Time, I Am Correct

In which the esteemed New York Times op-ed writer Milton Wallace returns to gracefully opine upon the 2020 Democratic primary.


Some Guesses As To What Pete Buttigieg Got Up To At McKinsey*

Current Affairs fills in mysterious gaps in the candidate’s record.


His Dark Materialism

In Defense of Facing Our Daemons…


The Best Holiday Gift Imaginable: A Big Book of Amusements

Need the absolute perfect holiday gift? We’ve made it for you!


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